As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!
Also try Faithless by StitchSprites!
May contain nuts!
More polygons!
Moderately attractive!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
It's here!
Best in class!
It's finished!
Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
More than 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Reticulating splines!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
That's no moon!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
The bee's knees!
Closed source!
Classy!
Wow!
Not on steam!
Oh man!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Teetsuuuuoooo!
Kaaneeeedaaaa!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Minors welcome!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
GOTY!
Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
Euclidian!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Herregud!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
Now on OpenGL 3.2 core profile!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
NP is not in P!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Not as cool as Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
sqrt(-1) love you!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
1% sugar!
150% hyperbole!
Synecdoche!
Let's danec!
Seecret Friday update!
Reference implementation!
Kiss the sky!
20 GOTO 10!
Verlet intregration!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
umop-apisdn!
OICU812!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Finger-licking!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Sublime!
Octagonal!
Une baguette!
Gargamel plays it!
Rita is the new top dog!
SWM forever!
Representing Edsbyn!
Matt Damon!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Flaxkikare!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, odysee!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, tigsource!
Woo, worldofminecraft!
Woo, planetminecraft!
Woo, reddit!
Woo, neocities!
Woo, minecraftforum!
Woo, 2pp!
Woo, /v/!
Google anlyticsed!
Supports åäö!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
MAP11 has two names!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Jag känner en bot!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Haha, LOL!
Hampsterdance!
Menger sponge!
idspispopd!
Eple (original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Twittered about!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Joel is neat!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
Treatment for your rash!
"Autological" is!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Lots of truthiness!
The creeper is a spy!
Turing complete!
It's groundbreaking!
Let our battle's begin!
The sky is the limit!
Jeb has amazing hair!
Ryan also has amazing hair!
Casual gaming!
Undefeated!
Kinda like Lemmings!
Follow the train, CJ!
Leveraging synergy!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
DungeonQuest is unfair!
90210!
Check out the far lands!
Tyrion would love it!
Also try VVVVVV!
Also try Super Meat Boy!
Also try Terraria!
Also try The Aether Mod!
Also try Gregtech New Horizons!
Also try Enigmatica 2 Expert!
Also try Return of the Night!
Also try Cosmic Frontiers!
Also try Garry's Mod!
Also try Mount And Blade!
Also try Project Zomboid!
Also try World of Goo!
Also try Limbo!
Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
Also try Braid!
That's super!
Bread is pain!
Read more books!
Khaaaaaaaaan!
Less addictive than TV Tropes!
More addictive than lemonade!
Bigger than a bread box!
Millions of peaches!
Fnord!
This is my true form!
Don't bother with the clones!
Pumpkinhead!
Made by Jeb!
Has an ending!
Finally complete!
Feature packed!
Boots with the fur!
Stop, hammertime!
Testificates!
Conventional!
Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
Doesn't avoid double negatives!
Place ALL the blocks!
Does barrel rolls!
Meeting expectations!
PC gaming since 1873!
Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
Déjà vu!
Déjà vu!
Got your nose!
Haley loves Elan!
Afraid of the big, black bat!
Doesn't use the U-word!
Child's play!
See you next Friday or so!
From the streets of Södermalm!
150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
Technologic!
Funk soul brother!
Pumpa kungen!
日本ハロー！
한국 안녕하세요!
Helo Cymru!
Cześć Polsko!
你好中国！
Привет Россия!
Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
My life for Aiur!
Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
I see your vocabulary has improved!
Who put it there?
You can't explain that!
if not ok then return end
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Big Pointy Teeth!
Bekarton guards the gate!
Mmmph, mmph!
Don't feed avocados to parrots!
Swords for everyone!
Plz reply to my tweet!
.party()!
Take her pillow!
Put that cookie down!
Pretty scary!
I have a suggestion.
Now with extra hugs!
Now Java 16!
Woah.
HURNERJSGER?
What's up, Doc?
Now contains 32 random daily cats!
That's Numberwang!
pls rt
Do you want to join my server?
Put a little fence around it!
Throw a blanket over it!
One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
Now with additional stuff!
Extra things!
Yay, puppies for everyone!
So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
Very influential in its circle!
Now With Multiplayer!
Rise from your grave!
Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
Blue warrior shot the food!
Run, coward! I hunger!
Flavor with no seasoning!
Strange, but not a stranger!
Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
It swings, it jives!
Cruising streets for gold!
Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
Make me a table, a funky table!
Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
/give @a hugs 64
This is good for Realms.
Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
Do it all, everything!
Where there is not light, there can spider!
GNU Terry Pratchett
More Digital!
doot doot
Falling with style!
There's no stopping the Trollmaso
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Replaced molten cheese with blood?
Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
Boats FTW
Javalicious edition
Should not be played while driving
You're going too fast!
Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
The true meaning of covfefe
An illusion! What are you hiding?
Something's not quite right...
Thank you for the fish!
All rumors are true!
Truly gone fishing!
Rainbow turtle?
Something funny!
I need more context.
Ahhhhhh!
Don't worry, be happy!
Water bottle!
What's the question?
Plant a tree!
Go to the dentist!
What do you expect?
Look mum, I'm in a splash!
It came from space.
Awesome game design right there!
Ph1lza had a good run!
10 years of Mining and Crafting!
Ping the human!
In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
Buzzy Bees!
Support local businesses!
Hang out with your friends online!
Honey, I grew the bees!
Find your claw!
Everybody do the Leif!
<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
Bushy eyebrows!
Edit is a name!
From free range developers!
Music by Lena Raine!
And my pickaxe!
Envision! Create! Share!
Fabulous graphics!
Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
Vanilla!
May contain traces of citrus!
Contains simulated goats!
Home-made!
There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
The cutest predator you'll ever meet!
Now you are thinking with pistons!
Get to the coppah!
Board game version also available!
Honey, I waxed the copper!
Plant-based light sources!
Made by out of touch "MBAs"!
Invest in Dogecoin!
Watch Office Space!
Subscribe to PewDiePie!
The Man Behind the Slaughter!
DO NOT QUOTE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT
Supper will be popcorn.
C O N F I D E N T I A L
LOTSA SPAGHETTI!!
D I N N E R!
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Oh, hi Mark!
Terry Davis! Temple OS!!
Alcohol is okay sometimes.
Mix it up.
We're not in Roblox anymore.
Welcome to flavortown!
That's hot!
Don't Look Now, It's An Enderman!
If it bleeds milk, we can slay it.
Multiply me.
Game theory?
If you want bacon, sweat to stoke the fire.
You're so close. Don't give up now.
In the name of Dogecoin...
The king is ours.'
What's up, Ninja.
Gotta catch em all! Pixelmon!
T H E L I S T I S C L E A R!
BITCOIN AND ROCKET STONKS!
In the name of Dogecoin...
You're so close. Don't give up now.
The Mexican hat is here.
Everyone is here!
SOPA means LOSER in Swedish!
Ported Implementation!
100% more yellow text!
Dramatic lighting!
Try 4J Studio Minecraft!
Was Quite Indie!
!!!1!
V-synched!
0xffff-1 chunks
It's alpha!
Endless!
Ask your mother!
Cubism!
Bekarton guards the gate!
flowers more important than grass
Multithreaded!
Haha, LEL
Play Minecraft: PE, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Also try Monument Valley!
& Knuckles!
BAYKN
You can't explain that!
V-synched!
Befy Timy's scraped!
Reina Hispanoamericana!
Plants vs zombies!
I dont need me!
Rodeo Stars Is a Ridable Buckling!
Kambal Karibal Is Fighting Cheska!
Great job!
Notch <3 ez!
Hobo humping slobo babe! 
Made by Notch!
The Work of Notch!
Down with O.P.P.!
Lewd with two dudes with food!
Switches and ores!
Huge tracts of land!
Totally forgot about Dream!
Popping tags! 
Getting ready to show! 
Getting ready to know!
Getting ready to drop! 
Getting ready to shock!
Getting ready to freak!
Getting ready to speak!
[snapshot intensifies]!
Who set us up the TNT?
Mission Accomplished!
Thousand points of light
Updates, we can believe in!
Sublime Seafoods, tastes like chicken!
Quandary is reborn!
Check out Retribution Games!
Check out Suikacraft!
Moments: A Game of Consequences
Texture Pack by Cpt. Corn!
Annnnddd... I hit a mine.
WOO HOO!
Enjoy the cool bed!
I'll Get Your Taco, Someway!
Derp!!
Wikipedia links to FUN!!
CLERKS, WHERE ARE YOUR TOLERANCES?
Did you see Evil Dead?!
It's full of angry, scary people!
Temple of Notch!
Guacamole Zombies, they're edible!
It's Broville time!
Peas Will Save The Galaxy!
It's A Millkyway!
It's A Blast!
I Cannot Meep, In My Brain!
The Speed Light Is For Us!
Booking My House, In Time!
We Can Funk!
This Is The Time, For Us
Mistakes will never be enough.
Did he see my shovel?
The jumpy scareman!
It's a maze!
Watch Your Back, Zombies!?
Legends are forged!
Get ready for the WALL!
And even more!
Triple Stack'em
Never leave home without my bucket
The cookie dough will melt.
It's Kookie Time!
It's rap with a message!
Kookie's makin' a comeback!
We don't need no education!
What Color is your Parachute?
Corporate Accounts payable...Just a moment.
SPY ZAPIN MA SENTRY!!!
CONSOOM PRODUCT!!!!
We like to party!
Way past cool...
And...That's no good!
Is the juiciest!!!!
Need a COOKIE!!!
Waligie 3: On Mars....
Carnival of FUN!!!!
I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!!!!
MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING ELEPHANTS!!!!
I JUST FEEL SO NUMB!! 
I CAN FEEL YOU THERE!!
WE LIKE TO PARTY!!!
COME IN AND GET RAW!!!!
Just me and my compass...
You've been warned...
Come find ME!!!
Rock'n'Roll Action!!!
Chicken and Chips!!!
Made by "real" people!
It's scary...But fun!!!
You'll never run away!
The Dead Man's Carnival...Spirit Halloween!
You have been ZOMPED!!!
Cookies and Cream.
FREECREDITREPORT.COM
Statistical Molecular Thermodynamics!!!!
DOGECOIN TO THE MOON!
Epic sax guy!
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!
Double rainbow all the way!
Ain't nobody got time for that!
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
Honey badger don't care.
Nyan Cat forever!
Gotta go fast!
Surprise Pikachu face!
Big Chungus!
E!
It's lit fam!
Dab on 'em!
Yaaas queen!
Shooketh to the core!
Yeet or be yeeted.
Karen took the kids.
No cap.
Sending good vibes only!
Flex tape fixes everything!
Can't even.
Binge-watching mode: activated.
Squad goals!
Shut up and take my money!
First world problems.
I don't always meme, but when I do...
Feels bad man.
Feels good man.
Challenge accepted!
Keep calm and meme on.
Netflix and chill?
Bye Felicia!
Y U NO text back?
This is fine.
Hold my beer.
But that's none of my business.
Haters gonna hate.
Weird flex, but okay.
Sorry not sorry.
Savage AF.
When you see it...
Mood: all the time.
Straight fire.
Embrace the fluff!
Thick and cuddly!
Paws and plush!
Extra fluff, extra love!
Mind = blown.
Clap back season.
Weird but relatable.
TFW.
BFF goals.
Lost in the sauce.
Hot take!
FOMO.
Low-key high-key.
Stan life.
That's a mood.
Savage mode.
Caught in 4K!
Main character energy.
Poggers!
Sheesh!
Say less.
GregTech: For the hardcore!
GregTech grind!
Complex machines, endless fun!
Tech tree madness!
GregTech engineering!
Industrial revolution!
Hard mode activated!
Infinite automation!
Building brilliance!
Precision engineering!
GregTech or bust!
Ultimate tech challenge!
Resource management, redefined!
0xBEEF walked into a bar.
C programmers love the NULLs.
Fork in the code-road.
Semaphore? More like "sema-phwoar!"
Git commit? More like Git comedy.
StackOverflowError: Too many pancakes.
Segfault? More like Seg-fun.
Race conditions run fast.
Lambda calculus or lambdas counting sheep?
Packet loss at the bar.
Binary solo: 011011.
Recursion: see recursion.
Off-by-one errors: they're 10 a penny.
Divide by zero: infinity drinks.
Bitwise AND? Bitwise band!
EOF, but no file.
Quantum bit flips: spooky action at a disk.
Covalent bonds or code valent bugs?
Segfault in the quantum foam.
Array index out of quantum bounds.
Bitwise AND? More like bitwise entanglement.
Superposition: bit zero and one.
Schrödinger's variable: initialized or not.
Entropy in the codebase.
Supercollider: it's just a loop.
Quantum tunneling in data packets.
Heisenbug: you can’t observe it.
Lambda calculus meets quantum calculus.
Pi in the buffer: irrational overflow.
Black hole of infinite recursion.
Angular momentum in the spin loop.
Boolean algebra: true and false dichotomy.
Buffer overflow in a superconductor.
Entangled states in multi-threading.
Electromagnetic fields in the data stream.
Thermodynamic heat death of the process.
Atomic swaps, nuclear commits.
Quantum superposition in a ternary state.
Wave-particle duality in the debugger.
Quarks in the code structure.
Nuclear fission in the compiler.
Coulomb's Law of code repulsion.
Relativity of nested loops.
Eigenvalues in the code matrix.
Dark matter in the data structure.
Isotope of the integer variable.
Quantum coherence in the cache.
sudo, make me a sandwich.
Python got a snake charmer.
Echo...echo...echo...infinite loop.
Polymorphism? More like poly-mystery.
Java spills the beans.
Loops tie knots.
Compilers can't compile jokes.
Binary search, hide and seek.
Pooh bear hunts honey, finds tungsten.
Tigger bounces on the tech tree.
Piglet fears the reactor core.
Variable not in scope, lost in space.
Heap or hip, the memory game.
Shift left for another drink.
Abstract class: no entry.
Initialization: baby's first step.
Syntax error? Syntax terror!
Buffered drinks overflow.
Packet sniffer sniffles.
Deadlocks: no keys left.
Windy mountains with the colors of autumn!
Discover diverse grass colors in most biomes!
Rocks, clovers, and flowers glore!
Shower yourself in pink! It's Spring time!
Broville, it's the map of all time!